AISubs v3.7
I've been doing it for years!
I'm sorry, I've been a coward for so long!
I was a coward until yesterday, but I'm sorry.
I couldn't run away!
And so, this time,
The worst custom rankings in modern Japan
(Applause)
The customs selected for this will be distributed immediately.
This is the beginning of the campaign.
You might think it's normal because you think it's natural for everyone to do it,
but if you think about it carefully, there are a lot of things that you might think is weird.
I think it's fine not to think about it.
Yes, it's like it shouldn't be.
It shouldn't be like that.
No, it's better not to have it, it's definitely better not to have it.
Nobody's going to say it, you're scared.
Nobody's going to say it.
Because that's what the world is like.
For example,
the baseball club's boss is definitely number one.
This is an overwhelming disadvantage.
It doesn't make sense.
He's a middle schooler, and he's wearing a lot of blonde hair, but he's going to hit it.
Diabese's Miyukimo is wearing a Japanese-style stupidly cool sunglasses and catching it like this.
But is baseball good?
In the end, you're tied up with that and you're baseball players and you're like, "Do your best."
If you can do it just by bragging about it, you can do it.
You don't have to force it.
There's no force at all.
It doesn't make sense.
So, this time, I'm going to give you a lot of those things,
and you and I are going to put them up in order with the stupid sunglasses,
and Toshimitsu-kun is going to put them up in order from first place in the order you think is stupid.
Stupid ranking.
Put up a stupid ranking.
First place is ten points, second place is nine points.
Put your hands in order like that, and see which one gets the stupid points.
The one who wins is the stupid king.
Stupid king.
So, let's introduce them in order.
Yes.
A little bit.
If you're watching this, young people may not know it, but adults say, "Oh, that's it."
Here you go.
Boss to boss.
Especially for girls, this is terrible.
We've added it to our sexual desire.
We pay like five thousand yen or something and eat at a good restaurant, so we want to eat.
But we have to go around and say, "Oh, thank you for your hard work."
And if you say, "Oh, thank you for your hard work." to your boss, you have to make it empty for once.
It's hard.
It's hard for those who do it and for those who don't.
There are definitely people who like to drink their favorite drink and say, "It's delicious."
There are people who want to drink eggplant soup.
I see.
It's annoying, isn't it?
If you say it at your favorite pace, it's delicious.
It's disgusting, isn't it?
I'll go.
I'll skip it a little bit.
You can't show your boobs on TV!
Don't go to the comedy show from a long time ago!
You've been showing your boobs on TV, haven't you?
You've been running around.
It's about a bubble and a tongue.
You're surrounded by tea and laugh like that.
It's a mess.
It's dirty inside.
I remember it well.
When I was little, I was coming out of the bubble and cried out in the hot springs.
We had a fog, but it was completely gone.
You're terrible at comedy.
It's so big that it's squashed in your mouth!
You're a great surge of energy.
The steam is wrapped around you and sticks to you.
I asked you so much for this!
This is a great sympathy!
I like it!
Boobs are strong!
Well, then boobs...
Boobs or food...
Oh!
Boobs!
I thought it wouldn't come out!
Boobs, you guys!
I'm a little relieved...
Well, it's number two, so...
This!
104 is "ne"!
Like apartments!
Yes!
The number four has a lot of acting...
101, 102, 103, 105...
You say it a lot, don't you?
Do you need this?
I definitely don't care!
104, you 104, right?
No, that's impossible!
It's not at all!
Even if you're in a terrible place, you don't care about the fourth floor, do you?
No!
Especially we don't care about age!
Yes!
Even if it's somewhere...
Oh, I don't care about it!
Even if it's somewhere...
We should make a style like that!
Yes!
That's all!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Then, next...
***-san!
Yes!
I...
Let's go a little closer here!
It's a narrow range of stories, but...
Yes!
Here!
Ta-dah!
This is a good one!
Like Hikakin-san!
At night...
The anime you watch every day...
It's like that!
It's like drinking tea like that!
Don't ask us to do it every day!
Since when did YouTube start saying "no" while posting videos every day?
That's right, we said "post every day"
Because everyone started doing it...
If we don't do it, we'll be slacking off
It's like "posting every day is normal"
We're not saying "post every day"
We're saying "post irregularly"
It's irregular
But we're doing our best to post it every day
This is wonderful!
March 1st...
That was too good, wasn't it?
That was too good...
Whether you use it or not, please be careful
It's like you're pulling it out of your mouth
I don't want you to say it from your mouth
I want you to say "it's hard"
I don't want you to think it's natural
I want you to say "do your best"
About "104"...
I thought we'd be slacking off
We've been slacking off lately
And Tetsuya-kun's "no"
Why did you say it again?
It's wrong for you to say it again!
Because you said "no" when I was with Tetsuya-kun
That's right! I didn't notice it!
You said "yes" normally
Okay, next...
*****-san...
It's good for you to notice it in your own editing
About "post every day"...
It's like you're pulling it out of your mouth
Do you pull it out of your mouth that much?
You can only say "post irregularly" in the YouTube world
You know what it is, don't you?
It's like you're pulling it out of your mouth
I...
This is a little...
If you don't like it, you don't like it
I don't like it that much, but...
Do you have a point card for this store?
There's no way I have one!
There's no way you don't have one!
Do you have a point card for this store?
I really don't need one
Because you have one for this store
Right
From the customer's perspective...
Especially from the part-time worker's perspective...
I don't like this
Do you have a point card for this store?
I have to say it in time
I don't like this
*****-san...
I'm a little off topic too
I'm not troubled at all, but...
Yes, here it is
The store has refused to give you a tattoo
I can understand Yakuza's "tsubaan", but I'm sure there are people who stand stylishly.
There are a lot of foreigners.
I don't know if it's a bad thing to wear it on your birthday or your wife's birthday, but ...
Is that so? I don't see it often.
I can't go with my friends with tattoos.
I'm sad about it.
So, "tattoo" equals "crazy guy". I have too many questions about that idea.
It's old. It's old.
It's old. I see.
Yes, yes.
"Tattoos" win!
Yay!
"Tattoos" is the boss of "breasts".
And the point card is ...
If it's an ordinary sense of life, I think it's the boss's "breasts".
I know it.
"Tattoos" win!
Then I'll go next.
Yes, here it is.
Yes, put it out!
This is it!
Oh, I see.
It's not easy to put it out where it was.
It's not easy to wipe it where it was.
It's just a pain in the ass for a cleaning lady.
Seriously, this is it.
Is it just a pain in the ass?
"Tattoos" win!
Here it is.
"Gensuki" legal speed is 30 km/h.
You may not know about cars, but legal speed is insanely slow.
Including cars.
If everyone was driving at legal speed, this Japanese road would be really bad.
Everyone is driving a little past it.
I'm driving past it, you know?
It's not like me, you know?
If you're driving 50 km/h on "gensuki" or "sanzi", you have to do "sanzi" behind it, too.
And it's really dangerous to drive "gensuki" from the side.
Which one is wrong?
Do you fix "gensuki" speed or make "gensuki" road?
Which one do you have to do?
Or legal speed of all roads is 30 km/h.
That's the worst!
If you think about it, I'm saying legal complaints.
It's really bad.
It's bad.
It's illegal, isn't it?
It's illegal.
It's really dangerous.
There are only 10 of them, but it's dangerous?
The last one is...
The last one is this one!
Baka shou no nai yuru kera
Is it illegal?
It's illegal.
There was a "yuru kera" boom, you know?
And it's over now.
The big guys haven't realized it yet.
What's with this doll-like thing?
There are people who go out and take pictures.
The people inside don't like it when they see it.
And this side, too.
There are people who walk like doll men.
They don't like it when they see it.
They might come over here and touch their hands.
It's like everyone is holding each other like this.
Just by having them around you,
the heat around you is not bad.
Isn't it good?
I want you to at least stop making dolls.
If it's a picture, it's fine.
Is it the last one?
Here you go!
Girlfriend!
If you have a wife, you can't have sex with other women!
You said it well.
I made a mistake!
Don't you think it's normal?
Everyone has human rights.
You can do whatever you want with your life.
You can't make eye contact with people.
If you have sex with other women,
will you make eye contact with your girlfriend?
If you make a kid, it's different.
I like the opposite.
If you have sex with other men and your girlfriend,
it's fine.
I want my girlfriend to be independent.
I don't want her to have sex with other men.
That's wrong.
It's too much.
My girlfriend is the only one who says it.
People around you say that I'm cheating.
You say that I'm cheating.
I think it's different if you say it.
You say it a lot recently.
I've said it recently.
It's a reason to say so.
Is it "common sense"?
I think only Junichi Ushida can judge it.
Is it "female dolphin" and "sex" that doesn't make sense?
This is dangerous.
This is bad
I can't help it, but I wonder if it's that much
Sex is that of the world's fathers
No, I've been wearing it with your sympathy so far
I don't think it's wrong for fathers of the world to wear it every day
I think other youtubers have it too
Yes, other youtubers only have sex
That's only ****
It's bad now
It's all bad
I don't know, this may be said outside of the video
If you have a girlfriend, you shouldn't have sex with others
Because it is said, having sex with others may be fun
You use it a lot, don't you?
I don't think so
I don't know what you're talking about
Let's make this a sub-channel
I can't stop talking about it
Let's put it up as a guide in this video
In my opinion, it's between "tattoo" and "104"
It's a good thing, isn't it?
1st place
Daily upload
Yay!
1st place
Yay!
As a YouTuber, I'm glad that I can upload videos on YouTube
2nd place
I can't show my boobs on TV
Yay!
1st place and 2nd place
It's a very sad place
3rd place
Point card
4th place
Boss's meal
5th place
"10" and "tattoo"
Thank you
6th place
If you have a girlfriend or a wife, you can't have sex with other women
Yay!
7th place and "104"
8th place
Toilet paper
Yay!
9th place
If you have a boyfriend or a wife, you can't have sex with other women
Yay!
That's a good story
That's all for today on "battery"
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